Aw Crap, I'm Screwed!

Woman hires a hit... on someone wearing fur.  Kindly, she specified that the victim must be at least 12 years old.

Yes, that's right, she's perfectly fine with having children killed for wearing fur.  Just not the super small children.

I'm probably screwed, seeing as I not only wear fur hats and mittens, I make furs into hats and mittens.  Heck, I even make animals into furs.  Ooops.

via SayUncle