Doomsday Preppers

"It's one of those malfunctions where my thumb went in front of the barrel." Says the prepper who just shot himself in the hand.

Never heard of that malfunction before.  Must be a new one, the type 4, otherwise known as "I'm a moron."

Putting any body part in front of the barrel is not a malfunction.  You are being an idiot.

And that's just the best of them.  There were a whole lot of rules violations going on during this one episode.