Tonight while walking the dog we came across two well dressed gentlemen. Two guys with white shirts and ties means one of three things: Mormons, Jehovah's Witnesses, or door-to-door salesmen.
Luckily, the dynamic duo turned out to be Mormons. They wanted to hit us up with a pamphlet and asked if we had any questions. I said, "Well, actually, yes. Do you have a cannery around here and do you let non-members use it?"
They were shocked, one because someone actually asked a question and two because I know about LDS canneries. Given that we're into food storage and have bought some cheap, good storage food from Mormon.org before I've heard that their canneries are cheap/free and often available for use by non-members. They didn't know off the top of their heads as they're recent arrivals from Utah doing the missionary thing but I got a phone number for their local office.
A lot of 9mm brass
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